So important to have a system
To rank the people we encounter
Family, school friends, work
Colleagues and then all the rest,
...
Who gives an F... anyway about
The endless wallowing in self-pity
Vomited out in pixelations onto
A non-existent page to mingle with
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I wish we could have them back,
Those days of sitting together
On our huge flowery sofa
Reading stories out loud and
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Just imagine if homeopathy worked:
We would all be fit as fiddles,
Full of beans and ready to go
No recycling, drinking piddle.
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I'm so sorry I'm late for work,
I got held up by something strange,
A ray of sunlight through the clouds
Took my attention off the road,
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My neighbor runs his own business
He's a 'bespoke' watchmaker you see
Getting all those fine craftsmen
Together to make seriously wonderful
...
Big ball of yellow cheese
Enveloped in acrid fumes,
Blue dot Earth shining
Inside geomagnetic field,
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What is this garbage, this
Nonsensical blithering and
Blathering of half-baked ideas
And solipsistic soliloquies
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They search for food on the internet
They search for food on the internet
They wear avatars on the internet
They wear balaclavas on the internet
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