Percy Dovetonsils

Freshman - 900 Points (12 Aug,1948 / Tokyo, Japan)

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Percy Dovetonsils is the nom de plume of Doug Lane, who laughed himself nearly to death when he first heard/saw Percy Dovetonsils lisping in his cravate on the old Ernie Kovacs Show. Doug Lane is alive and worrying about his credit card balances in Los Angeles, California. He some day hopes to grow himself a mustache as thin as Percy's. more »

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The professors,
who have taught
in person
their whole lives,

have been told
to teach

this Fall.

Some grumble,
"I'm not a flat screen"
and "I prefer to perform
in the flesh, "

but are reminded
their students' blood
and breath
are rich
with covids

and it would be
their old,
compromised immune system

to be in an enclosed space
with their
living, breathing, students
- -masks
or no masks.

So they will broadcast
their classes
on Zoom,
never ...

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