George Clooney kept a podgy pig
Lord Byron kept a bear
Steve Tyler kept a pet raccoon
Will Cowper had a hare
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A conglomeration of guinea pigs
Bishop Doane, Dr. Johnson, my Dutch Reformed pastor; Father G. Grady, Fighting Bob Evans, and Admiral Dewey
Imagine the squeaks and squabbles
Worse than Noah's Ark, and all in the White House!
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I had a purple pilchard
It jumped off out the gate
And ran off with monkey
With a cerulean pate
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William Cowper took three hares to own
As pets, although the eldest liked to bite
They healed him when his nervous state broke down
Along Parisienne paths: a stunning sight
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