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1. Ode To Leonard Cohen 7/9/2015
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Ode To Leonard Cohen

There’s money owin’
And my age it is showin’
My legs are a’bowin
Metabolism’s slowing
Piles are a growin’
But there’s no way of knowin’
From the façade
That I’m showin’
I’ll feather my nest
As I make you depressed
It’s a matter of taste
No time to waste
I’m past wild-oat sewin’
And money is owin’
It’s a downright crime
But now is the time
To get you all goin’
With my meaningful rhyme
From ol’ Lenny Cohen

I got this young chick
She’s sexy but thick
She ignores my bald spot
And thinks I’m real hot

There’s money owin’...

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