Pickled Onion Poems

Why do people not put me in their mouths?
Am i not tasty?
do i not make them have a nice feeling?
do i smell?
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is it just a joke to them
making me feel like shit
making me feel like i dont belong
just because i dont like mindless music
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Hannah backwards is Hannah
some people find it confusing
is it?
i think
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You get a Russian doll
You open it up
And there's another one
Then you open it up
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Did you know French people have webbed feet!
They stink of garlic
They wear frenchy hats
And they eat Jambon with a slight cut of snail
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There are so many different uses for pens!
You can also use them for writing if you must
But surely you must be boring?
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There once was a farmer
who lived on a farm
and then he died of old age
Then the animals couldn't cope with the stress of loosing a loved one
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Ants
they get everywhere
in your pantaloons
in your sandwichs
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There were 10 insane men
1 of them died
1 of them laughed
1 of them cried
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I'm alone in hiding, where i find this piece of girls leg.
It dropped from hell where the slut had shot her dog
how dare she, am i meant to feel guilty apon her leave?
she was in the wrong
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