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 I started on my homewor
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.
...

Mary had a little dog.
Its fur was black as night.
And everyone that Mary met
The dog was sure to bite.
...

Last night I had the sneezes.
I was really very ill.
My mother called the doctor
who prescribed a purple pill.
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Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
But the dog couldn’t wait,
...

i was a soildier in the first world war
the fire of machine guns is the only roar
soildiers were fighting for king and queen
they mowed down the germans to a loud scream
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My Excuses

 I started on my homewor
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn't looking.
My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My homework was taken
by an evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.
It took so long to make these up I realized, with dread,
it would have just been easier
to do the work instead.

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p.a. noushad 13 February 2009

you are a poet of ideas.

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