14 Ways To Look At The Rogue, Sarah Palin Poem by Bob Genevro

1. Caribou Barbie

2. Caribou Barbarella

3. Queen of Illiterata

4. Accidental Darling of the Right Wing Nuts

5. Twisted Sister in a Bathing Suit

6. Bride of Christenstein

7. Lenscrafter 'coptor Sniper

8. Russian Spy Probing Moose & Squirrel

9. A Toddler-&-Tiara Beauty Contest Judge

10. Abstinence Counselor for Daughter Bristol the Pistol

11. Playboy's Off-Centerfold

12. Rush Limbaugh with Lipstick & Maskscarea

13. Menage-a-Trois with Ann Coulter & Pat Robertson

14. Commander-in-Chief Speaking in Tongues