His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

15 Or 20%

Hippy Dippy Do
The rat ate lunch without you
Bad Tipper you are

Poem Submitted: Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Poem Edited: Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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  • Andy Konisberg (4/23/2005 10:24:00 PM)

    never confuse the quite distinct notions of 'Aussies' and 'restaurants', Hubris. the word you are vainly searching for is 'barbies'.

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  • Herbert Nehrlich1 (4/20/2005 4:55:00 AM)

    Allan, did you forget? Aussies do not tip!
    Yamks and other unenlightened ones do and demand it from you the tourist!
    So, if in an American restaurant (or a European) (not an English one, they don't serve food) you eat first, then distract the waiter and leave without giving a tip. Have fast car waiting
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