3 Wishes(A Not So Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

Santa is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie.
It says, “I will give you three wishes.”
Santa thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is empty.”
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer.
Santa starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
Santa says, “I want two more of these.”