Edwin Drood Poems
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Lucky Santa! ! (A Funny Story)
Santa goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his aunt had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - Santa again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his grandmother had died. The father assures the son that she is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, ...
Warm! (A Funny Story)
Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, 'Be honest, how am I as a lover? '
To which Jeeto replied, 'Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.'
'Really? ' Santa said excitedly.
'Yes, in fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word `warm`.'
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, 'WARM: Not so hot.'