Santa At Kbc(A Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

Please note: To know what is KBC scroll down to the last paragraph

Santa is appearing on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC) ' with Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: 'Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you dropp back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready? '
Santa: 'Yes.'
Amitabh: 'Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush.'
Santa: 'I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta.'
Banta answers the phone: 'Hello? '
Amitabh: 'Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question. The next voice you hear will be Santa`s...'
Santa: 'Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest?
Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush.'
Banta: 'Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo.'
Santa: 'Are you sure? '
Banta: 'I`m sure.'
Amitabh: 'Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore? '
Santa: 'I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo'.
Amitabh: ' Is that your final answer? '
Pam: 'Yes.' Amitabh: 'Confident? '
Santa: 'Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart.'
Amitabh: 'You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE! '
To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town. As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him, 'Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest? '
'It was easy, ' replies Banta. 'Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks.'

*KBC was a quiz show hosted by indian actors.Now the show is over.
In the quiz you are given 15 questions and each question with four options.If you answer all the questions correctly you get to win a crore which is equal to 10 million*