A Dirty Beast

Rating: 2.8

Your endless bouts of masturbation
Will do no good to your reputation
And I have to say I do deplore
The way you piss on the toilet floor!

Don't worry, I'm not complaining
About your lack of toilet-training
But I'm sure that even Sigmund Freud
Himself would be a bit annoyed
If you didn't make it your firm intention
To curb these habits that I mention!

Please show some self-control at least
Before you get known as 'The Dirty Beast'!

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Goran Gustafsson 12 December 2008

:) Why not print and post in public restrooms. /GG :)

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