A Man Can Poem by Randy McClave

Just because I am a man
This is one thing I proudly can,
But, "no! " of course to a woman
Because, that was God's ingenious plan.
This I honestly do speak
As I walk down any road or street,
On the side of a building I can take a leak
Also in the country I can also in a creak.
Whenever I go for a tinkle
After sleeping like rip van winkle,
Unto my eyes there is a twinkle
As I begin to sprinkle.
If there is ever a small fire
And if extinguishing it is the desire,
And no extinguishers can they acquire
My Willy will be the flames denier.
A man can pee any where
From a roof or from a window or from a stair,
He can either here or over there
As a need or just as a desire.
A man can write his name in the snow
Water a weed by his toe,
Water a flower that wants to grow
Urinate wherever he wants to go.
A man will always stand tall
Unlike a woman who will squat down to look small,
When Mother Nature does call
I am ready to pee on a tree or on a wall.
A man doesn't have to sit down
To water below him the ground,
Where a ant he might accidentally drown
While looking foolish around town.
Anywhere a man can pee
On a animal, or on a bush or on a tree,
In a pool in the ocean or in the sea
Or in a puddle or on debris.
Whenever a man takes a piss
It brings him joy and ultimate bliss,
He can sit or stand to accomplish this
Whenever he takes a whizz.
A man pees wherever that he has a druther
Like his father and his son and his uncle's and brother
But, not his sisters or his aunts or mother
A man can pee anywhere, but not her.

Randy L. McClave