A Perfectly Wonderful Nonsense Poem Poem by Madison Cornwell

This morning,
A purple polka-dotted penguin entered my room.
It said, 'Hello! 'And whisked me away to a land filled with turkish delight.
Does this remind you of something? [Hint: Narnia]
I hate turkish delight
And i told this penguin this.
It then proceeded to slap me across the face with a large fish.
Its fin then raised to his face,
And revealed a zipper.
The disturbing penguin pulled it.
Ashton Kutcher was revealed!
Then he yelled,
'YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! '