Ack-Ack Cam-Gun Flacks A Selfless Selfie: A Shadow Pic At Warwick! (Alphabetic Onomatopoeia)
Aye-aye, Ample-trample events in a blackjack fame-game:
Boo! Stood I for a gawpie pic with thoughts for food,
Chug-a-lug of feelings greeted me as my engine is heated,
Dorn! Riders Mr. DRAIN & Ms. STAIN got into my train
Eek! Life seems to be a thoughtless thought, gutless
Fight, spineless sight, lightless night and a scillating kite,
Grr! It's a snake's bite for heartless dealings in an endless drama,
Holums-jolums, what's this hungama, mama oh lama!
Ire-fire, satire, life is a nonsensical farce on a horse,
Jabber Joo of course it's a curse fell on you and me
Kaboom: The money wedded grubbers run our eyes over
Lucre, wampum, spondulicks, greenbacks & mazuma-bucks!
Mmm common folks and human foxes met in stream-jets
Neigh, heigh ho yet I bet they set for sail on Nile rill in a style
Odd sods just lived on unjust greeting, meeting, eating,
Preying, mating, drinking and trading by blasting morals!
Quiver-quaver ding dongs and ting tongs! Pack back track to
Realities, nitty-gritties, hard facts and bolts & nuts!
So let's stop running our eyes over vexer TV & teaser P.C.
Tom-pom take it easy-peasy, go back to BCs, rudiments & rubrics.
Umm! Sine qua non in every way to everyone
Very poor citizenry, middleclass netizenry,
Wingding rich don, men, mason, nun, my son and his son!
Youth hail nature from this very date otherwise,
X factor says end is soon wherein we may die as
Zanny hounds if we ain't hail on this very date oh my mates!