Actual Results May Vary Poem by John W. McEwers

Actual Results May Vary



I bought Viagra
and a beautiful aged lady
did not meet me
for a soak in side by side tubs
or tiptoe gracefully
to a bed draped in linens

I took Viagra
and ate some cheetos.

Orange is the color of
my shame.

John W. McEwers
Monday, August 31, 2015
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Nova Scotia, Halifax
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