Alex Trebek's Tie Poem by Francie Lynch

I have this friend
(it's really me)
Who has this girlfriend
(who's really she)
Who has this quirk
(really several)
Which she'd deny
(which is another)
She's not anti-gay,
Sees right past color, creed and ethnicity;
Sees women for being women,
Men for men,
And vice versa.
No, she can see right past bigotry, blind to prejudice,
But goes straight for wardrobe.
From the gowns of celebs,
To the color of Alex Trebek's tie.
A sartorist, that's what she is.

I heard that.
And I am not.

(Contrary)