An Explicit Children's Curse Poem by Patti Masterman

Ding dong, use the bitch for a gong
Hell's bells, who could ever tell
Hey diddle diddle, her harpy voice a fiddle
Fe Fi Fo Fum, grind her into chewing gum
Polly put the kettle on; we'll make of her mincemeat
Polly put the kettle on, we'll boil her drooping teat
Hickory dickory dock, her face would stop a clock
Farmer in the dell, her ass could stop a whale
Humpty Dumpty sat on her face
Humpty Dumpty left in great haste
Barber barber shave a pig
Why’s her ego so damn big?
Georgie Porgie, apple of her eye
Took her money and baked the lie
The butcher, the baker, and the candle-sticker maker
With the rest of the world, do well to forsake her
Baa Baa black sheep, stuff her mouth with wool
Once a woman, but a hundred times a fool.