Sunday, September 21, 2008
An Old Husband And A Bold Wife (10) (Terror Trio)
A chill runs down the old husband's spine,
as he is reading the Taipei Times.
The news said a woman roamed the public park,
senior citizen club and beer pub,
in looking for a prey,
with gold ring or necklace fully displayed.
She approached a man and said in a hush,
whether he wanted to have a massage,
for only 100 NT$ per session without time limit,
the best bargain he didn't want to miss.
Then he was lead to a place,
as his heart started to pace.
He was asked to take off the shirt and lie prone in the bed,
then the other 2 women jumped onto him, pinned down and pressed.
They were too strong and heavy to wrestle back.
They took his gold ring and necklace,
and they rapidly run away in a race,
to a far far away place.
But after several weeks the 3 women were put under arrest,
thus ending the reign of terror and to the town, peace was restored back.
The women are the Terror Trio,
weighing 80,90 and 100 kilos,
and are called Rhino, Hippo and Dino,
the real Jumbo.
The news is no non-belief,
as the old husband is not alone in his grief.
Then he folded the newspaper and breathed a sigh of relief.
(rhinoceros, hippopotamus, , dinosaur are large animals)
(based on true story)