Another Task At Hand Comments

Hey Bob, remember when everyone was arguing about what kind of car Jesus would drive, and some folks said it would be an energy-efficient hybrid and other folks said it would be a (supposedly) safe SUV? Well, I was wondering what kind of gun Jesus would own. What do you think? Would it be a 9mm Glock or maybe a KSC Beretta 93R? Neither one, I say. He won’t need a sidearm for personal protection because I think God will be looking out for him a little better this time around. No, I think he would shop for a good gun for playing paintball. So would it be the Splatmaster Rapide or perhaps the budget-minded Daisy Eagle.68? I can just see him coming back from a round of paintball, his robes splattered with paint, and a glorious grin on his face. I sure hope he remembers to wear goggles though. It wouldn’t look good to see Jesus rushed off to the emergency room with eye damage, and imagine him having to wear an eye patch after that. Safety first, I say.