Are You A Narcissist? Poem by Daniel Hooks

Do you pose in pictures on your own?

Think you have pouting sensous lips and eyes of marble stone

Do you take ass and make it into class?
Do you look in the mirror and can't tear your eyes away?

andyou can't find a partner worthy enough of you

Have you got a blue steel look or Marilyn Monroe pose?

Do you have to many clothes?

Do your friends all think your great?

Do you always arrive fashionably late?

Are you so fabulous and gorgeous

that people want to get you undressed cause your birthday suites the best!

and people fantasise about getting you in bed

and giving you head!

Do you have no equal?

and the movie about your life should have a sequal

with you in the starring role!

Do have so much talent you can't control

then maybe your a narcisst God bless your soul

cause your deluded