Art Of Self Cooking Some Valuable Tips Poem by KAVIN CHARALAN

Modular kitchen is well equipped inyour rented dream home
Tomato or potato may be cheaper or costlier
and so thegroceriesand other items!
You are alone all alone in quarantine environment
You are forced to make your breakfast or break your breakfast
You can make your lunch or you have to live with hunger
You have to make your dinner otherwise have to pass the night
with liquid diet !
Hence wise to start self cooking !
First you can start with kitchen friendly oats!
Quaker's Breaker's or any Cracker's oates you can choose!
If you put any solid oak cake in the electric oven
set the timer properly according to the recipe book
otherwise you will get charcoalinstead of desired dish!
Don't go about with yournumerous dishes described in recipe book
That kitchen adventures may run down your grocery stock
and unpalatable dishes you cooked will go todustbin!
Don't inviteany friend until you aresure about your cooking
otherwise it may result in their hospitalisation!
If you have a pet dog don't feed him or her with your hand
cooked food but feed their pedigreeonly
otherwise against their nature will become unfaithful
and will run away!
Heaven's sake kitchen's sake don't invite Claire Forlani
to your kitchen; She is harsh food critic !
You will lose all your confidence in self cooking !