Ass-Tronomical Poem by Michael Burch
Ass-Tronomical
Asstronomical I
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my ass declared!
Asstronomical II
Relativity, the theorists' creed,
says mass increases with speed.
My (m) ass grows when I sit it.
Mr. Einstein, get with it;
equate its deflation, I plead!
Saturday, July 20, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: science
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