Atchoo! Poem by Sebastian Seal

I think I've got a cold,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
That is what the vet told,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

I've got a bunged up snout,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
But sneezing clears it out.
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

I've sneezed snot up the wall,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
And over my owner and through the hall,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

My owner climbs out from underneath,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
And gives me a new handkerchief.
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

My owner is kind to me,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
He threw me off a cliff to swim in the sea.
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

The cold water has cleared my nose,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
But my sneezing gives me woes.
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

My cold is getting worse,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
I think I need a nurse.
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

But then my urchin has an idea,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
He sticks a needle in my ear.
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

He tells me it is acupuncture,
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
And it seems to be a cure.