When it started I thought the spot was just a bite
Then more joined up I knew something wasnt right
Next my skin began to pain, ache, and kind of tingle
The On call doctor said you have got shingles
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After She Made It to the News papers life was never same again
people recognised her as a POET, it became a blooming pain
In Tesco everyone would look, in the chemist they would wink
Being a famous Poet was harder than anyone would think
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Johnny stood besides his brother
crying Tommy look after mother,
He was going to fight a bloody war
tears fell as he walked out the door
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The menopause arrives with out warning
Childbearing days over as day is dawning
Hot flushes, tears sheer unease
HRT patches work for me please
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We say we are twin sisters separated before birth, my sister dot and me
We seem to do and think the same each day, unbelievably
One of us has an idea, The other carries it out
Twins separated before birth that's what we two are about
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Lucky Lucky lucky Spanish Sellers shout
it warns other sellers English Tourists here
Lucky lucky lucky lets make a few bob today
Sell to young English ones, what ever you may
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My crystal I hold you in my hand
Take me to a far away land
here on earth or up in space,
Take me to a far away place
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It was a really lovely tree
Roots deep spread underground
Its beauty made the people smile
They came to see it from miles around
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Hello I am still here
My mother used to visit a medium
A lovely old dear
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Two angels in a sat bar one night
Thinking something's wrong, it isn't right
its like a silence has fallen over the earth
no one needs saving no deaths or births
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