Bacon Suicide (Limerick) Poem by Kevin Patrick

Bacon Suicide (Limerick)

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Cock the frying pan over the hot stove
drop some crispy pigs out of their droves
You'll get high off the grease
growing round and obese
Until one morning you finally overdose

Saturday, March 12, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: food,humor,limerick
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Mike Smith 01 May 2016

I guess that wouldn't be the worst way to go... Funny and probably accurate

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Mj Lemon 21 March 2016

I know some for whom....well, you make that ultimate end so relatable. I am tempted to copy this and post it on some fridges. This is a brilliant Limerick.

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