Beam Me Up. Poem by Tom Allport

Aye up duck
Here comes The Running Man
Being chased by Robocop
Followed by Blade Runner
And The Terminator
Playing with Space Balls
Whilst looking for Mad Max
Shouting I'm no Predator
I'd love E.T.
To phone home
Then escape from N.Y.
Hidden in a Cocoon
Avoiding The Blob
Saying I'm no Alien
More like Robbie The Robot
Playing Star Wars
Doing Space Truckin
I can be as fast as The Flash
Just like Rocket Man
To the Moon
There's a Starman
Talking to Major Tom
Time to beam me up Scotty
Thanks Duck.