When Homer stubs his toe
or bumps his elbow, the pain
is always piercing but
Homer's a pious man so
swearing isn't for him.
Instead he screams
'Debbie Wasserman Schultz! '
but that brings no relief.
In fact, the pain gets worse so
he screams 'Nancy Pelosi! '
but that's no help either.
So Homer drops all piety
and releases a loud curse
that makes the pain disappear.
Beats Obamacare, he swears.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem