Before She Has A Fit Poem by Randy McClave

Before SHE has a fit
Remember WOMAN has MAN in it,
MRS has MR in it as well
FEMALE also has MALE.
The pronoun SHE has HE in it too
What else without HE can SHE do,
And also MADAM has ADAM in the name
Maybe he is to blame.

When WOMEN talk about problems or sin
Ever noticed how their problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown
MENopause, GUYnecologist causes worries and a frown.
But, when WOMEN have real trouble
And it comes with every known problem on the double,
And it's time that SHE doesn't feel like a SHE
it's because of HISterectomy!
But, just remember, when SHE can't take it anymore
Where HER life and hormones is like a living war,
When SHE is finally tired of cleaning and dishwater
It's then called MANslaughter.

Randy L. McClave