Being A Single Man Poem by Randy McClave

Being a single man is a happy thing
He never wears a nose ring,
And no woman does he answer too
Seldom is he sad or blue.

Being a happy single man
Always makes his own decisions and plan,
He chooses his own clothes to wear
With no one does he have to be a matching pair.

Being a single man is a glorious feeling
All you know and see is appealing,
Happily he will joke and laugh and give out flirts
To every female wearing skirts.

Being a single man there is no man made pressure
He seeks his joy and pleasure,
And after every meal he has ate
He cleans his very own plate.

Being a single man is the greatest pleasure there is
He seeks his very own bliss,
And whenever he meets a depressed man who is married
He is happy that down the wedding isle he was never drugged or carried.

Being a single man is a choice of life
He already decided that he needs no wife,
And the baggage that he has and carries is his very own
And all his worries and problems are his alone.

Randy L. McClave