Best Songs Evar! Poem by Star Flynn

I do not want the yummy steak,
I do not want the potato salad,
I do not want the spicy chicken,
I'd rather eat Randy!
Eat Randy,
Eat Randy.
Eat Randy,
I'd rather eat Randy!

This is a nice hotel,
this is a nice hotel indeed,
this is a nice hotel indeed,
This is a nice hotel,

Cause' there are two shower heads, not one,
there are two shower heads not one!

What are you stupid?
Red eye flashes twice!

I was trying to snap a picture of my buddies, Bill and Bryce,
Bill takes lots of pictures,
so he gave me some advice!

He moved before the second flash,
photography, yea right!

What are you stupid Bill? !
Red eye flashes twice!

Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jelly-Fish
Big ol' nasty fish

This world is full of compound words,
speak slower bro,
so you don't get hurt,
if you talk quick,
you might sound slick,
but I also might think you asked me to make you a real Jellyfish sandwich,
AND YOU'LL DIE!

When a song is stuck inside your head,
sing this song, just sing this song instead,
it goes like,
bum
bum
bum
bum
bum
bum
bum
bum
bum
bum
Hey

Woke up this morning at my grandmas house,
and I saw a cornfield through the window,
I said, Grandma, Grandma!
Can I go play in that cornfield?
As she said you can do whatever you want,
your like 21!

I went in a cornfield today!
I went in a cornfield!
I went in a cornfield today,
and met AKBAR!

Don't drink that,
Don't drink that racist coffee,

here black friend try this,
hey that is pretty good,
here white friend try this,
hey that is pretty good,
that's pretty good!

CAUSE I'M A CAPTIVE,
AND I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I CAN'T LIVE,
UNLESS I GOT A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE! ! ! ! ! !

THANKS FOR READING,
STAR FLYNN