I do not want the yummy steak,
I do not want the potato salad,
I do not want the spicy chicken,
I'd rather eat Randy!
...
Your mom hates me,
your dad hates me,
why do they hate me?
Is it because I'm a ginger?
...
A Story In 15 Words
I
Woke
Nude
In
My
Bed.
Then
I
Saw
A
Random
Guy
In
With
Me.
You're gay. I hate your guts.