Brave Santa! (A Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

There were three guys including Santa, talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while Santa remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to Santa and says: 'Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife? '
Santa says: 'I`ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.'
The first two guys were amazed.
'What happened then? ' they asked. 'Well, ' Santa said, 'she told me to `get out from under the bed and fight like a man`.'