But He Makes You Laugh Cause He's Funny Poem by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

He too cheap to buy you a steak
He's too cheap to pay for the date
He's to cheap to even pay have the money
But when your depressed he makes you laugh because he's funny

He's to cheap to pay for airline tickets
He's too cheap to pay for a broadway play like Wicked
He too cheap to buy you a gold ring honey
But when your depressed he makes you laugh cause he's funny

You have to eat dinner at a free meal place
You have to live in a small rental space
But it's not sad not it's sunny
Because when your depressed he makes you laugh cause he's funny