Robert Edgar Burns

Rookie - 1 Points (02/14/1953 / Dunedin, Florida)

Butt - Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I’ve sold twenty million copies,
I am certain that I’ll find,
I’m the world’s best selling author,
But it’s only in my mind!

If you want to hear me speak,
If you do not call me quick,
It really should not shock you,
But my bill will be quite thick!

If you need the speech in German,
Just know I don’t speak Kraut.
I do know a little Spanish,
But curse words won’t be allowed.

If you haven’t noticed, and
If you just can’t see,
It should come to you as no surprise,
But this poem is all about ME!

The first three lines of every stanza,
All begin with the letter “I.”
And the fourth lines start with “B” for Butt,
Which describes this person “I.”

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, December 7, 2011

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