Canada Is Now Number 1 Poem by Raymond Farrell

Canada is now number 1
No I'm not talking about
Some Useless Notions (UN)ranking
I'm talking about reality
When it comes to personal debt
We Canadians are first
With the highest level
Of personal debt
The middle class
What's left of it
Is drowning in debt
Jobs having disappeared abroad
If you want to get on a ship
That is listing badly
And about to sink
Immigrate to Canada
But please hurry
We want you
We need you
Misery always loves company
So hurry up and apply