The evidence was pretty strong
The defendant bang to rights
He'd ran away from the crime scene
With a pair of Mary's tights
He took 6 pairs of nickers
A bra and a wafer thin thong
A tartan shirt and a pleated skirt
And he thought he'd done no wrong
He was caught just round the corner
With the thong around his nose
His ball bags sat inside the bra
And wearing the pantie hose
The copper who arrested him
Was taken by surprise
And in the dock, to the jury's shock
Showed an ample pair of thighs
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem