Caught In The Act Poem by Phil Soar

Caught In The Act



The evidence was pretty strong
The defendant bang to rights
He'd ran away from the crime scene
With a pair of Mary's tights

He took 6 pairs of nickers
A bra and a wafer thin thong
A tartan shirt and a pleated skirt
And he thought he'd done no wrong

He was caught just round the corner
With the thong around his nose
His ball bags sat inside the bra
And wearing the pantie hose

The copper who arrested him
Was taken by surprise
And in the dock, to the jury's shock
Showed an ample pair of thighs

Thursday, February 19, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: funny
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