Phil Soar

Gold Star - 56,281 Points [Grumpy Bloke] (28.06.1952)

Phil Soar Poems

1. Feet 7/25/2014
2. Dietary Sheep 7/25/2014
3. Cloves 7/25/2014
4. Gardener's World 7/25/2014
5. Christmas In Finland 7/25/2014
6. Routes 7/25/2014
7. You 7/25/2014
8. A Mother 7/25/2014
9. Lynx 7/25/2014
10. Teeth 7/25/2014
11. Olay 7/25/2014
12. Notvery Pc 7/25/2014
13. Coat Thief 7/25/2014
14. Cello 7/26/2014
15. Scamp 7/26/2014
16. Hacked Off 7/25/2014
17. A Fishy Tale 7/26/2014
18. Out 7/26/2014
19. Kippers 7/26/2014
20. Alternative Prayer 7/28/2014
21. Rembrandt 7/29/2014
22. For A Father And Son 7/30/2014
23. The Girl I Love 7/30/2014
24. The Stripper 7/30/2014
25. The Jogging Oap 7/31/2014
26. Buzz Off 7/31/2014
27. Balloons 8/10/2014
28. Animal Impressions 8/10/2014
29. Economy 8/10/2014
30. Dreams 8/10/2014
31. The Hedgehog 8/19/2014
32. Rainbows 8/22/2014
33. Tea 8/25/2014
34. I Missed You 8/5/2014
35. Love Hurts 8/8/2014
36. Night Sky 8/8/2014
37. The Donor 8/10/2014
38. Potatoes 8/25/2014
39. The Rose 8/25/2014
40. Magic 8/25/2014

Comments about Phil Soar

  • Sumit Ganguly Sumit Ganguly (1/2/2017 8:26:00 AM)

    Happy New Dynamic Year. Enjoyed all of your poems posted on the 1st day of the year, especially the 'Christmas......', 'Farmyard Antics', My Postman' and this one.

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Best Poem of Phil Soar

Facebook

I must get onto Facebook,
And share my every whim;
Tell people when I've had a shit,
Or just been down the Gym;
I'd open up my heart and soul,
And spread eternal joy;
And tell the world how much I wanked,
When I was just a boy.

Id fill my site with Happy Thoughts,
And even product placing,
I'd photograph the skid-marks,
On my pants that need replacing;
Each day I'd write a daily blog,
With banal thoughts and ditties,
Post photos of me on the bog,
And flaunt my manly titties.

I'd keep the world a-breasted,
About ...

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Feet

My feet have got a certain smell,
That takes my breath away,
I cannot understand it,
As I wash them twice a day;

I went to see my doctor,
His name is Dr Cox,
He fainted on the surgery floor,
When I took off my socks;

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