Charlie, Dave And Harry Featuring Castle Greyskull. Poem by THE HOLY POET

They ate the famous fish and chips
With sauces and their chili dips
And now he's honoured them by name
They star in ads before the game
It's the super duper Harry Ramsden Cup.

Wee Charlie Green stood proud as Punch
With fatter Sally after lunch
Sally then confessed his love
And that Charlie was his turtle dove
Love and Hate have met their match.

Castle Greyskull's Ibrox Park
The locals rise when it gets dark
It never rains there, always pours
As the Sevco zombies roam in scores
Searching for the famous Ramsden Cup.

Castle Greyskull's hit the news
This week because of one man's views
Dave announced scores from other games
And as a joke he changed one name
And the Wikipedia hits went through the roof.

It was front page news with apologies
"Lock him up and sling the keys"
Can't they even take a joke -
Baying for blood, they make you boke,
Have they heard of sticks and stones?

Those bigoted and biased Scots
They hammer us with all they've got
Says Shortshanks from the Yorkshire Dales
(Just excuses before he fails)
Your cup's for gold not fish!

The Holy Poet.