Christmas Is Here Tonight Poem by Hebert Logerie

Let's write a bad poem about Christmas,
Before the Midnight Mass,
While we are sending best wishes to all on the planet.
This is it.
Papa Noel is coming to town to bring gifts,
And onion
To everyone,
And to stop all types of cheats.

Long live Papa Noel,
Who hates to dwell,
On negative things.
Papa Noel sings
All the time,
And he will never nickel and dime
The poor, the crazy and the pelicans,
Except the poor Republicans.

Long Live Santa Claus
Who has been fair to all of us.

If you like this poem,
Please wish your friends and neighbors
A very merry Christmas and many happy new years
To come.
Oh! Ho
Ho, Ho!