Clearly Confused Poem by Charles Hancock

She was clearly confused
Bewildered and bemused

How can it be called a civil war?
Brooding on it more and more

Dining on some jumbo shrimp
That waiter is such a wimp

Need more sweet and sour sauce
If only she had some dental floss

Hoping the bill wasn't pretty ugly
Pants are fitting a little more snugly

All in all, the meal was awfully good
Waistline was tight after she stood

Her car is parked by a Dodge Ram
Take 4th St. to avoid a traffic jam

A genuine-imitation leather purse
With a matching wallet, of course

Need to stop for some Icy Hot
Using it more often than not

It's now new and improved
Wish that store hadn't moved

A detailed summary, still to write
About that incident overnight

When the airplane crash landed
It all seems so underhanded

Was it a Peace-Keeper missile?
Admission only when it's unofficial

Working in military intelligence
Involves a certain unpleasantness

End up another unsolved mystery
In the dust bin of  forgotten history