Cofee Vs Tea Poem by Ajay Amitabh Suman

In a courtroom, two lawyers A and B were not just arguing about the case but also fighting over tea and coffee! As their arguments got heated, the judge understood that this was not just a legal fight—it was a battle of Ego! Seeing tempers rise, he gave his final decision: 'Drink only water! ' But the big question remains—will the fight between tea and coffee ever stop?

Once two Lawyers Mr.A and B stood,
Arguing loudly, as hard as they could!
Hands were waving, voices high,
Objections were flying to the sky!

The judge just smiled & shook his head,
'Why fight so much? ' he calmly said.
'O Sirs, Sit together, have some tea,
and Solve your troubles peacefully! '

Mr. A shook his head and sighed,
'Tea, My Lord? I'd sleep inside!
I need my coffee, dark and strong,
Or my arguments won't last long! '

Mr. B just laughed and said with glee,
'Nothing is better than warm, smooth tea!
It calms my mind, and helps me win,
A better drink, where have you been? '

The judge then laughed, clapped his hands,
'Oh, yeah now I finally understand!
This is not just law, just case at war,
It's tea and coffee—fighting so far! '

Mr. A crossed his arms and frowned,
'Tea is weak, it brings me down!
It makes me yawn, I fall asleep,
It's no good when the case is deep! '

Mr. B rolled his eyes and said,
'And his coffee? Oh, it's bad!
So bitter, strong, and way too harsh,
I may vomit in court, if drink, at last! '

The judge just laughed and gave a cheer,
'Let's stop this fight—it's very clear!
Until you both, learn to agree,
Stick to water! No Tea Vs. Coffee! '

By Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney, High Court of Delhi