'Corn Flake's' Farewell To '2-Note' Poem by elysabeth faslund

We gather our feathers today
...no scratching, you hens...
To depart with this pitiful rooster
...'Flop Over'! Drop that bug! ...
Who did achieve 2 notes to his crow,
...'Napolean'! Outta that tree! ...
Topped my...er, our hens regularly,
...'Big Pet'! Lay that egg later...
For which I judiciously kicked his ass.
...'Bob'! Chase 'Skinny Minny' later...
His scattered feathers, due to dog,
...'Big Bertha', take the dust bath later...
Will not go unanswered, as is just.
Do not quote'survival of the fittest' to me!
Because Elysabeth has a baseball bat...
Can I get an AMEN!