Curse Of Cupid's Dictionary Poem by Once upon a toilet wall

Where the sun and stars
will never shine
and it rains upon this world,
that's where I left my love life
because I'l never find a girl.

So what was Cupid thinking
on that day he lost his aim,
and shot me down in Mexico
in front of a pretty maid.

Now I should have closed my eyes
and I knew I shouldn't have looked,
but she was such a pretty girl
and I was such a schnook

So I got myself a dictionary
and I practiced all my lines,
for I was going to sweet talk her
and she would soon be mine

And I got her in my room!

and I got her on my bed! ,
I looked into her deep blue eyes
and from my dictionary I read -

'Yo te quiero como un perro',
I whispered in her ear.

'You would love me like a dog? ! '
she yelled for all to hear!

'Te amo como un esclavo, '
I said so lovingly,

'I'l never be your sex slave! '
she screamed and belted me!

But I knew that it was over
and Cupid's dictionary sealed my doom,
when she shouted in perfect English

'GO CLEAN YOUR OWN FU%#@N ROOM! '