Mommy's Whittle Baby Poem by Once upon a toilet wall

My parents threw me out today!
and I just can't figure why,
I'm well behaved, I'm such a good kid
and I'm only 55

'You shouldve been out of this house by now! ! '
my mother always said.
'You've got to learn to be on your own
before mommy and daddy are dead'

'But who will do my laundry?
and make sure my room is clean?
and read me bedtime stories
and always tuck me in? '

'You're such a bwig. bwig bwaby!
But there's a girl out there for you,
and if you treat her really nice
she might even nurse you too! '

But my dad was such a nice guy
and got my mom to let me stay,
when he warned her 'Who will take care of of us
when were too old and we can't pay'

So now we've all grown old together
but it's not what mommy expected,
because she's changing my diapers every day
and cleaning up my vomit