Do you snore when you go to sleep?
I do not snore when I go to sleep.
Would you snore if you fell asleep on a boat?
Would you snore if you fell asleep near a goat?
I would not snore if I fell asleep on a boat.
I would not snore if I fell asleep near a goat.
Would you snore if you napped in a car?
Would you snore if you tired in a bar?
Woud you snore if you slept on the moon?
Would you snore if you went to bed soon?
I would not snore if I napped in a car,
I would not snore if I tired in a bar,
I would not snore if I slept on the moon,
I would not snore if I went to bed soon.
Would you snore if you slumbered in an alley?
Would you snore if you rested in a valley?
Would you snore if you slept outside in the rain?
Would you snore if you slept in the state of Maine?
Would you snore, if a dog slept with you on your lap,
Would you snore if you really wanted to nap?
I would not snore not now not ever,
I would not snore, I snore not, meaning I snore never,
I would not snore if I slumbered in an alley!
I would not snore if I rested in a valley.
I would not snore if I slept outside,
These questions are become quite the bore,
I'm telling you I do not snore.
And I want you to hear what is honest and true...
(Yawn)
I'm not listening to your questions anymore tonight
I'll just rest right here, take care, goodbye and goodnight!
No need to stay and try to hear me, go away, go away you!
(Yawn)
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I would like to translate this poem
Chad my friend I relate. Do I relate? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ