Dog Agility Poem by terence nabbs

DOG AGILITY

Have you ever been to dog agility, well we attended one to day.
It’s a chance for pets in the canine world to put on a good display.
We accompanied Christine Tucker, she’s a friend of Ann my wife.
She goes to nearly every show, with the Dog’s, that share her life.
The bloke shouts on the tannoy are all your Doggies ready
Do your best, don’t go mad, Just take it nice and steady.
They have to jump the hurdles, weave through little poles,
Run through plastic tunnels, while under the owners control.
I’ve never seen so many Dog’s the barking drives you mad,
There’s big one’s small one’s, different shapes and sizes,
They have to form a great big queue, to collect the winning prizes.
Time to fill our bellies at the nearby burger van
Burgers! ,
Ann Get me something different if you can.
Have you got any hot Dog’s
Hot Dog’s! ,
What sort!
You can have, boxer, Collie, Whippet,
Bulldog Spaniel, too,
Sheltie, Retriever, St Bernard,
Or is it Lurcher that suits you.
No, I like my fast food, Grey hounds the Dog for me.
Thank you Sir that’s half a quid,
The chilly sauce is free.
Well I have to admit it was a lovely day
Blue skies and lot’s of Sun,
C’mon let’s go “squelch”
“JUDY”
What have you gone and done.

“YELP”