Don't Mess With A Lazy Human Being Poem by Edmund V. Strolis

Lounging lazy in the grass
You just can't relax
For along will come some buzzing thing
Some pesky pest too big for its' britches
A daredevil pipsqueak with confident wings

Don't you see how gigantic I am
I would say to the misguided fellow
Go bug someone else while you still can
I suggest that you turn tail and go

Hornets, wasps or fat honeybees
Be on your way as I lounge in the grass
I am deadly with the swat of a hat
You can be the ball and my hat the bat.

You have wings and a stinger it's true
Something to send suburbanites fleeing
But with me those weapons won't do
Don't mess with a lazy human being.