Drinking Poem by Emily Krauss

Drinking is fun
Just like having a tan while
In the sun

Drinking, drinking, drinking
Is just the
Sport for me

Drinking is dangerous
Just like a
Prickly cactus

Drinking, drinking, drinking
Is just the
Sport for me

Drinking gets me drunk
And then I
Act in such a funk

Drinking, drinking, drinking
Is just the
Sport for me

Drinking even makes me happy
And then I
Get all sappy

Drinking, drinking, drinking
Is just the
Sport for me