Earl Of Prostate Poem by Boghos Artinian

Worthy Earl of Prostate,

why such fomentation against me – your loving Lord?

Why the suspicious movements and the pockets

of clandestine conspiracies in your land?

My gallant Private Senior Adviser (PSA)had, for some time

been leaking to me news of discontent,

and of preparations that spelled mutiny!

Yet I, misjudging your loyalty, had turned a deaf ear

to all his premonitions of disaster.

Now that you have finally shown your color, I must,

with all available armaments, smite your land,

for you are worthy of the terrible wrath of your Lord!

I shall pour fire on your land!

I shall deluge your land with hormones and deadly chemicals!

I shall bombard your earldom with protons and neutrons!

I shall uproot the people of your foremost ally,

the Earl of Orchis!

All this, I promise, I will inflict upon you and your people

Until you are wiped out of My Kingdom forever!

Yet I know that, regrettably, you may get me in the end.



Boghos L. Artinian MD